14 glorious distractions we found on the internet this week

by Christopher Ratcliff
Welcome to our very own version of the Reader’s Digest. Only with much less to read and more to watch, play and occasionally go 'huh' too. This week your venerable captain (me) will be saying a temporary goodbye, as he goes off and gets himself married and disappears on honeymoon for a few weeks. Fear not though readers, loyal second-banana Matt Owen will be taking over skipp ...Read the full article

Jurassic Park - Complete History of Jurassic Park in Games

Jurassic Park - Complete History of Jurassic Park in Games ★ Subscribe to CVG now to never miss another episode: http://bit.ly/SubToCVG Welcome to our weekly show, A Complete History of... This week Matt takes us through twisted DNA strands of every single Jurassic Park game, from the classic SNES tie-in to the bizarre, flawed PC open-worlder Jurassic Park: Trespasser And don't forget to tell us about your favourite Jurassic Park memories in the comments, and yet us know which game was you remember most fondly. ★ A Complete History of Ghostbusters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je5vO7IGnH4&list=PLL7-7TcGDvLh7BUE7XvDPF9Z3lqBlpg22&index=6 ★ All the Simpsons games ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOuPVe_TdY0&list=PLL7-7TcGDvLh7BUE7XvDPF9Z3lqBlpg22&index=4 ★ Every LEGO game ever! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdBKb_v9eAI&list=PLL7-7TcGDvLh7BUE7XvDPF9Z3lqBlpg22&index=5 ★ Click here to see last week's video on the Complete History of Trees: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDBi-R1ytpU&list=PLL7-7TcGDvLh7BUE7XvDPF9Z3lqBlpg22&index=2 ★ See every Batman game in under five minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUJoQ8JINDs&list=PLL7-7TcGDvLh7BUE7XvDPF9Z3lqBlpg22&index=3 ★ Join us now! http://bit.ly/SubToCVG

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

"Weird Al" Yankovic's new album "Mandatory Fun" out now: http://smarturl.it/MandatoryFun Music video by "Weird Al" Yankovic performing Word Crimes. (C) 2014 RCA Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment

BusinessPogs.com Commercial

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Scream Queen

Some of the best screams in movie history help out with a popular Queen track.

Cutting a Pineapple with a Spoon

Retweet this cut! http://bit.ly/RTPineapple Detailed commentary on how to effortlessly cut a pineapple using a spoon. Without commentary: http://youtu.be/iPWMp8WaEeI

Cutting a Chocolate Truffle with a Spoon

Retweet this cut! http://bit.ly/RTChocolateTruffle Expert commentary into the world of chocolate truffle slicing. Without commentary: http://youtu.be/-7QWz7CVtnI

Michael Kombat

Life is going well for Scorpion: great job, beautiful loving Kitana and a Kano on the way. Then he finds out that he has kidney cancer that will leave him dead within months. He sets out to videotape his life's acquired wisdom for his Kano, and ends up on a voyage of self-discovery and reconciliation.

Joaquin Phoenix's Forehead (Rotated)