14 things the internet can help fix your lousy day with

by Christopher Ratcliff
Alright so a video of a cat riding a Roomba whilst wearing a shark costume may not mend your broken heart, but at least it will provide a few seconds of distraction. Unless of course it was an anthropomorphic surfer cat from Florida who worked part time as a mascot for the Nova Southeastern Sharks that broke your heart, in which case those few seconds may only provide more pain and suffering.Read the full article

Pierce Brosnan Plays GoldenEye 007 with Jimmy

Jimmy fulfills a childhood dream by playing the Nintendo 64 video game GoldenEye 007 against former James Bond actor Pierce Brosnan. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: http://bit.ly/1nwT1aN Watch The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Weeknights 11:35/10:35c Get more Jimmy Fallon: Follow Jimmy: http://Twitter.com/JimmyFallon Like Jimmy: https://Facebook.com/JimmyFallon Get more The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Follow The Tonight Show: http://Twitter.com/FallonTonight Like The Tonight Show: https://Facebook.com/FallonTonight The Tonight Show Tumblr: http://fallontonight.tumblr.com/ Get more NBC: NBC YouTube: http://bit.ly/1dM1qBH Like NBC: http://Facebook.com/NBC Follow NBC: http://Twitter.com/NBC NBC Tumblr: http://nbctv.tumblr.com/ NBC Google+: https://plus.google.com/+NBC/posts The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon features hilarious highlights from the show including: comedy sketches, music parodies, celebrity interviews, ridiculous games, and, of course, Jimmy's Thank You Notes and hashtags! You'll also find behind the scenes videos and other great web exclusives. Pierce Brosnan Plays GoldenEye 007 with Jimmy http://www.youtube.com/fallontonight

Simply Genius Shower Thoughts With Nick Offerman | Mashable

Nick Offerman, with all his grizzled wisdom and vocal gravitas, sat down to share the most profound things ever pondered in a shower. The tidbits of brilliance originated on r/ShowerThoughts, a subreddit awash with soapsuds-covered cleverness. If you enjoyed this video, please check out the r/ShowerThoughts Charity: water campaign and donate: https://my.charitywater.org/rshowerthoughts-charity-water-2014-1 Filmed and directed by Armand Valdes Assistant direction by Lauren Mayer www.LaurenPMayer.com Audio Assistance by Brian Koerber Produced by Annie Colbert and Matt Silverman. Special Thanks to: Emily Steinberg Heidi Lopata Stephanie Durning Music: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1400003 Original Reddit Posts: If Hillary Clinton wins in 2016, it will be the first time that two presidents have had sex with each other. http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/1hncvt/if_hillary_clinton_wins_in_2016_it_will_be_the/ The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi. http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/1xoi3f/the_person_who_would_proof_read_hitlers_speeches/ If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt. http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/1yhfkn/if_your_shirt_isnt_tucked_into_your_pants_then/ Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor's appointment. http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/1no4b9/once_you_have_a_phd_every_meeting_you_go_to/ If humans could fly, we'd consider it exercise and never do it. http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/1mn9f8/if_humans_could_fly_wed_consider_it_exercise_and/ My right elbow has never been touched by my right hand. http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/26yjlu/my_right_elbow_has_never_been_touched_by_my_right/ Kids born in the year 2000 will never have to worry about forgetting how old they are. http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/2dcfhd/kids_born_in_the_year_2000_will_never_have_to/ Technically we're all half centaur. http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/2dm1pg/technically_were_all_half_centaur/ http://www.mashable.com LIKE us on FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/mashable.video FOLLOW us on TWITTER: http://twitter.com/mashablevideo FOLLOW us on TUMBLR: http://mashable.tumblr.com FOLLOW our INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/mashable JOIN our circle on GOOGLE PLUS: http://plus.google.com/+Mashable Subscribe!: http://bit.ly/1ko5eNd Mashable is the leading independent news site for all things tech, social media, and internet culture. http://www.youtube.com/mashable

Toni and Christopher nail four hours of karaoke in Shibuya, Tokyo

A condensed version of our karaoke meltdown.

きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ - ゆめのはじまりんりん , kyary pamyu pamyu - Yumeno Hajima Ring Ring

「ゆめのはじまりんりん」 2014年2月26日発売 CHINTAI CMソング 【配信情報】 「ゆめのはじまりんりん」 着うたフル®、PC/スマホ・シングル配信中! <レコチョク> http://recochoku.com/kyarypamyupamyu/ <iTunes®Store> https://itunes.apple.com/jp/artist/kyaripamyupamyu/id448331160 "Yumeno Hajima Ring Ring" performed by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, produced by Yasutaka Nakata (CAPSULE). 8th Single "Yumeno Hajima Ring Ring" 26th Feb. In Stores.

Nostromo Alarm Noise ( Ship from Alien for 12 Hours )

This is the Nostromo alarm sound effect for 12 hours. A really bizarre sounding alarm that somehow grates on the senses much more than you would expect.

The Grudge: Gurgling Sound for 12 Hours

This is that horrifying nightmare-inducing gurgle sound effect from The Grudge. You know, that movie you blanked out even watching so that you have been able to sleep at night? Anyway I thought you might want to put this on to sleep at night, or study, creep people out, pull some pranks, whatever. Enjoy.

A Brief Look at Texting and the Internet in Film

Is there a better way of showing a text message in a film? How about the internet? Even though we’re well into the digital age, film is still ineffective at depicting the world we live in. Maybe the solution lies not in content, but in form. For educational purposes only. You can follow me at http://twitter.com/tonyszhou Here are three short films that take place on your desktop Internet Story (2010): http://youtu.be/g-SL4ejpP94 Noah (2013): https://vimeo.com/81257262 Transformers: the Premake (2014): http://youtu.be/dD3K1eWXI54 Music: Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross - In Motion (from The Social Network) David Arnold & Michael Price - On the Move (from Sherlock) Daft Punk - End of Line (from Tron: Legacy) Al Hirt - Green Hornet Theme (from Kill Bill Vol. 1)

Character actors have an important message for Hollywood

It’s time to set up these tentpole movies in a new camp.

#SharkCat Entertains #SharkBaby! Happy #SharkWeek!!! | TexasGirly1979

Cool Shark-Cat Entertains Cute Shark-Baby! (4 months old) Happy Shark Week!!! SUBSCRIBE: http://youtube.com/texasgirly1979 All the Videos: SharkCat does SharkWeek Dance Party in the Kitchen like Harlem Shake | TexasGirly1979 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXreuoC6fEk&list=UUelj3wPr_BtEa04zeZFBOFA Cat Wearing A Shark Costume Cleans The Kitchen On A Roomba. Shark Week. SharkCat cleaning Kitchen! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnB8wOF_1xY&feature=share&list=PLgPKD7AsF_H1OBI5okzya-TE5IGGn0_Wn&index=1 SharkCat and Sexy Silky Chick. SharkWeek FAIL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnB8wOF_1xY&feature=share&list=PLgPKD7AsF_H1OBI5okzya-TE5IGGn0_Wn&index=2 SharkCat and Swimming Pool. SharkWeek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxUTc1N75Kg&list=PLgPKD7AsF_H1OBI5okzya-TE5IGGn0_Wn Scary Nighttime SharkCat Attacks ... SharkWeek http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnB8wOF_1xY&feature=share&list=PLgPKD7AsF_H1OBI5okzya-TE5IGGn0_Wn&index=4 Cat In A Shark Costume Chases A Duck While Riding A Roomba http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnB8wOF_1xY&feature=share&list=PLgPKD7AsF_H1OBI5okzya-TE5IGGn0_Wn&index=5 Shark-Cat, Shark-Duck and Duck-Dog doing a Shark WEEK! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnB8wOF_1xY&feature=share&list=PLgPKD7AsF_H1OBI5okzya-TE5IGGn0_Wn&index=6 SHARK Cat WEEK by Max-Arthur the Roomba driver Shark-CAT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnB8wOF_1xY&feature=share&list=PLgPKD7AsF_H1OBI5okzya-TE5IGGn0_Wn Let's Be Friends!!! SHARKY the American Pit Bull Terrier: FACEBOOK : http://facebook.com/PitBullSharky TWITTER : http://twitter.com/pitbullsharky http://web.stagram.com/n/pitbullsharky (Instagram - new still) http://youtube.com/PitBullSHARKY http://uniteddogs.com/en/dog/PitBullSharky http://pitbullsharky.blogspot.com pitbullsharky (at) gmail.com MAX-ARTHUR the Snowshoe Cat: http://facebook.com/pages/MAXtheRoombaCAT/105538709493779 http://youtube.com/MAXtheRoombaCAT http://twitter.com/MAXtheRoombaCAT http://myspace.com/maxtheroombacat HELEN aka texasgirly1979: http://www.HelensPets.com http://youtube.com/HelensVlogs http://youtube.com/texasgirly1979 http://twitter.com/texasgirly1979 http://myspace.com/texasgirly1979 http://zazzle.com/texasgirly1979 http://texasgirly1979.blogspot.com/ MUSIC CREDIT: "Winner Winner!" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ License this piece (no credits) See the licenses page to purchase a no-attribution license. Extra information Winner Winner! by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under CC Attribution 3.0. Direct Link: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1400036. ISRC: USUAN1400036 © 2014 Kevin MacLeod