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  • 10 Judge Judyisms for SEOs

    Courtroom firecracker Judge Judy kicked off her 21st season on September 12, giving the 10 million unemployed Americans who watch her each day a reason to get out of bed again. And while Double J is perhaps best known for the Notorious-RBG-like following she has gained while delivering no-nonsense small claims justice in exchange for a cool $47 million a year, her courtroom an ...

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  • Breaking: What Brewskis, Brexit and Broadcasting Mean for the WTFSEO Brand

    What is brand equity in 2016? It’s a legitimate question – and one we have been pondering ourselves in recent months. Naturally, like the American-style beer lagered with beechwood chips, transported by Clydesdales and beloved by pet owners everywhere, we first started thinking about rebranding after brewing company Anheuser-Busch’s brilliant announcement that it intends to c ...

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  • The 55 Books Google Should Read Next

    Google is reading romance novels to improve its natural language processing, but we at WTFSEO believe once Googlebot nails the syntax and vocabulary Harlequin perfected, it has to expand its repertoire. That’s because human beings have a range of emotions and needs that are all eventually reflected in their queries.

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  • The Top 10 SEO Tips From Your Mother

    According to the National Retail Federation, Mother’s Day is the third biggest holiday of the year in terms of spend among U.S. consumers. [ed note: according to your editor it’s a trending topic, so please get this article done and somehow make it relevant to SEO by Friday] And for good reason: She didn’t drink chardonnay for 40 weeks solely for your benefit.

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  • SEOs: Behold the Awesome Power of My Woman Card

    [Ed Note: this post is in no way an endorsement for Hilary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, or Ted Cruz. We at WTFSEO have always been and will always be supporters of Vermin Supreme.] Hillary Clinton and I have a lot in common: We both look great in pantsuits. We both get stuff done. We can both drink you under the table. And we’re both surrounded by men.

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  • Yaassss! 14 Exciting AF SEO Tips From a Millennial

    Ah, Millennials. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em, right? Now while you non-Millennials (also known as “Generation do the work and give us the money”) are out there putting down the power of Millennials, we know you’re just doing that because you’re totes jelly. According to the US Census Bureau, the Millennial demographic includes over 83 million people, which is m ...

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  • Super Bowl Party Tips for SEOs

    The Super Bowl is certainly an exciting time for our industry, but work obligations don’t mean your party has to suffer. In fact, with a few helpful hints and a little elbow grease, you can host a football-themed soiree that rivals that of Alec Baldwin himself. Here’s how to – wait for it – optimize your party for success. FOOD Snack stadiums are huge this year. But you’re an SEO.

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  • Interview With A Female SEO

    Today we’re pleased to sit down with well-known female SEO guru Christine Finkbeiner-Test. Christine is not only an SEO expert, she’s also a woman! So, naturally, we asked Christine about how gender has impacted her career. Christine, we’re honored to have you here. Thanks for taking the time to speak to us about SEO. Thanks for having me.

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  • Dead Body Found on Page 2 of Google Results

    After years of flippant jokes at conferences, the unthinkable has happened: A dead body was in fact found on Page 2 of a Google query. An ID on the victim is being withheld pending family notification, but sources say the deceased, like many SEOs, is a male in his mid- to late 30s. Due to the nature of the victim’s injuries, police are classifying the case as a homicide, alth ...

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  • Marketer Caught Cheating With Influencer, Content Seeks Divorce

    There’s trouble in paradise for Marketer and Content, long considered the Brangelina of digital promotion, after an unforgivable betrayal that leaves Content one of the industry’s most eligible bachelors. After a year of shocking high-profile breakups – think: Ben and Jennifer (Bennifer), Gwen and Gavin (Gwevin?), Blake and Miranda (Blanda?), Kermit and Miss Piggy (Don’t even ...

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