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  • The Cat in the Black SEO Hat

    Our rankings have tanked. We must find a way. To optimize our site For the upcoming holidays. I sat with my CMO We sat there, us both And I said, “How I wish our organic traffic Would show us some growth.” Few people visited, conversions were scarce We were both quite appalled. We stared at Google Analytics And saw little organic traffic at all.

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  • How To Write A ’10 Best SEO Blogs You Should Read’ Post

    SEO is important for the largest brands to the smallest businesses. That’s why there are thousands of blogs dedicated to the topic of making SEO great again! Everyone is cranking out in-depth guides, how-tos, tools, tips, and tricks. However, one thing that is sorely lacking is lists of the best SEO blogs you should be reading.

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  • 5 Reasons Why Google Penguin Hasn’t Launched Today [EXCLUSIVE!]

    Breaking news straight outta the Googleplex. No Google Penguin 4.0 update today. Here are four reasons why. 1. Zika Virus “Due to concerns over the Zika virus, Google Penguin will not be launching today,” according to a Google spokesperson. The Zika virus has reportedly spread to 61 domains where Google operates.

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  • 13 Quick SEO Tips For Starting Your Own Blog

    It’s June, which means many wannabe bloggers everywhere are heading to GoDaddy to find a domain, start a blog, and become an expert. (What?! – Editor) Here are some tips to make sure your blog is way less more successful than WTFSEO! 1. Rarely Post New Posts It’s about quality, not quantity. It’s a huge myth that writing posts more often will result in more people visiting your site regularly.

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  • The Ultimate Relationship Building Link Profile Test

    As an above-average SEO, you know links are the most important thing in the world. Except, you also know that relationships are the new backlink, according to some SEO gurus, thus making relationships even more importanter (you goddamned millennials and your slang – Ed). So if the best links come from the best relationships, then how do you know if the relationship you’re abou ...

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  • Search Images: Magnifying Glasses, Binoculars & Fingers!

    In this week’s installment of Search Images, here are the latest images pulled from Google Images, showing magnifying glasses, some creepy dude with binoculars, a finger, and more. Some obese stick figure with a magnifying glass: Hey look, another magnifying glass, and this one ...

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  • What is Google RankBrain?

    Since Google announced RankBrain late last year, the SEO industry has pretty much lost its mind. A barrage of articles, blog posts, and infographics all have promised to properly explain Google’s machine learning system. Yet none really have. If you’re still struggling to understand RankBrain, you aren’t alone.

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  • SEOs, Google & Open Letters: The Clustérfuck à Trois

    On Friday, a millennial completely eviscerated another millennial for ripping into another millennial – Google! It’s, as the French call it, a clustérfuck à trois. It all started when a millennial SEO wrote a long rant, ironically on Medium, about the lack of traffic that self-involved millennial Google is sending his way. A few hours later his site vanished from Google.

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  • 5 Brain-Imploding Trends That Will Eviscerate Inbound Marketing in 2016

    What SEO and inbound marketing trends should you, heathen reader, be ready for in 2016? To find out, I sat down with all the biggest experts who happened to be at this particular happy hour I could find. Below are five brain-imploding trends that we agreed will eviscerate inbound marketing as we know it in 2016! #1 – The Rise of Content Blockers Consumers are sick of content.

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  • Today’s Google Doodle Celebrates Our Latest Attempt To Inflate Pageviews

    Today’s Google Doodle honors [a man or woman who was born on this date quite a few years ago] [a noteworthy event] [the anniversary of a noteworthy event] [a big holiday]! Hundreds of other publications are going to write about today’s logo, which is officially known as a Google Doodle, even though there is probably much more newsworthy stuff going on.

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  • Twitter Explains Why You Can No Longer Use Words In Tweets

    Is Twitter seriously removing words from tweets? ? After removing ⭐ and share counts in recent weeks, it seems next ? the chopping block are these oddly-shaped things you’re currently reading – letters that we ? have been combining together for centuries to create ? that convey thoughts. Nearly every ? ? the ? uses ?, except those few who can’t speak due to any assortment of ...

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  • 10 People You Won’t Believe Actually Made Matt Cutts Go “uhhhh…..”

    Remember that song “Things That Make You Go Hmmm…” Hmm? Well, on Twitter, it’s huge news when the on-leave-but-won’t-leave-Google guy Matt Cutts goes “uhhhh…..” Need proof? Get ready for something amazing: these 10 utterly unbelievable examples of people Cutts tweeted “uhhhh…..” to! On Twitter! You won’t believe numbers 1 through 10!! I still can’t! 1.

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  • Breaking! Google [Revamps/Updates/Tweaks/Upgrades/Overhauls/Changes] Search Console [Feature]

    That sneaky Google has done it again! They’ve secretly updated one of its Search Console features in such a soft, gentle, under the radar, barely visible to the human eye, covert sort of way that nobody but nobody noticed (apart from us… and the guy that tipped us off… and… nope, that was it). The revamped tool does something slightly different than the exact same feature did ...

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  • 10 Habits of Some (Or All) Above-Average SEOs

    Being above-average isn’t a birthright. You must acquire certain skills if you want to be a successful SEO. If you want to be an SEO whom people look at and go, “Yeah he/she is OK,” you have to be an above-average SEO. When I’ve presented to small audiences, I often ask them to tell me about the best and worst SEOs they’ve worked with.

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  • WTFSEO Is Closing On Black Friday For 1st Time In Push To #OpsOut

    Surprise! WTFSEO is closing on Black Friday. Yes, on November 27, we’ll be closing our virtual office and telling our employees to stay home and sign out of WordPress for the last time. Are you appalled? Shocked? Stunned? Perplexed? Are you crazy yet? Here’s Why We’re Closing On Black Friday For The First Time Ever It’s all about publicity.

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  • WTFSEO: Our Junk Is About To Spill All Over The Face Of The Earth

    This one might be a bit hard to swallow, but a load of space junk is heading our way and about to explode all over the Earth – And WTFSEO is sponsoring it! That’s right, you may have heard the name of this particular space junk contains WTF – and that’s not an accident. Micro-WTF-Moments Allow For The Perfect Branding Opportunity No doubt you’ve heard of the various ‘moments’ ...

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  • Using Peanut Butter for SEO: 5 Bowel-Blowing Examples

    Yes, we all agree that WTFSEO is so hot that you’re reading this post through a slit in a piece of cardboard, reflected off another piece of cardboard, while wearing triple thickness sunglasses, but do you know what else is hot? Peanut butter is hot. Yes… you read that right… Peanut butter. The PB in your PB&J.

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