Finch'S Tedious Rants

  • A Year In South East Asia

    … a blog for almost a decade. Before I rip up this site forever, here’s an update on where I’ve been, what I’m working on, and how I’m surviving in South East Asia. Thailand: 12 Months On This blog has — at times — descended in to farce as I’ve tried to justify my jumping around: moving to Thailand, moving back to London, moving to America…

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  • ZeroPark Does Not Want Clean Ad Spend

    …. The site in question was an online magazine — not an affiliate website — and I launched it three days ago. Naturally, I contacted support, thinking it should be pretty easy to resolve. I was pushed to provide more information: Hi, please let us know how you plan to monetize the visits you send to this landing page. Best, To which I reply… I…

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  • How 1 Weird Table Keeps Me Motivated in the Morning

    …. The rewards might range from a fancy week-long holiday in second place, to dinner at a top restaurant in fourth place. For beginner affiliates, lower targets and smaller rewards will suffice. (If you really want to be ironic, you can set a 5th place reward as a trip to the underbelly of Europe on Thursday night — and a Liverpool shirt. That’ll fucking…

    Finch Sellsin Affiliate How To's- 4 readers -
  • Dear Affiliate, Are You Made Out of Sheep?

    …, this information is purely theoretical. But that’s not how most of us treat it. We treat conversion events as gospel. They are not merely ‘leads’ to us. They are hefty transactions where value was added, our methods were vindicated, and everybody got a little richer. Except that’s rarely what happens. And too often our leads are about as valuable…

    Finch Sellsin Affiliate- 6 readers -
  • My First Month in Bangkok and Laser Eye Surgery

    … It’s one month since I moved to Thailand. I haven’t posted for a while, so I thought I’d throw up a quick narcissistic update to confirm that, no, I haven’t been digested whole by a black widow ladyboy, and yes, I will be posting about affiliate marketing (the alleged theme of this blog) very soon. In the meantime, here’s a quick rundown…

    Finch Sellsin Affiliate- 4 readers -
  • New Premium Posts, Plans for 2015 and Good Reads

    … viral in a way that showcases a brand with goodwill that turns in to sales. John Lewis are one of the best at getting it right. Alas, this ice-cold fart will be shitting penguins — I repeat, SHITTING PENGUINS — before he goes anywhere near John Lewis at Christmas. Finch's FREE Affiliate Startup Kit Want to know how to start making money from affiliate marketing? Get my FREE 50 page start-up guide …

    Finch Sellsin Affiliate Google Facebook- 20 readers -
  • How Much Could I Pay You to Quit Affiliate Marketing?

    …: 1. Your competition is ruthlessly committed. 2. Affiliate marketing is more than just a business. It’s a lifestyle choice. The Ruthless Competition If somebody is willing to turn down a guaranteed income of $500K per year, what does that tell you about their affiliate business? It says, either, “Hi, I’m insanely rich and 500K means nothing…

    Finch Sellsin Affiliate How To's- 6 readers -
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