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Moving. I tried to come up with an analogy for something that incites misery, throws out your back and reduces you to a gibbering lunatic while forcing you to blog using your phone as a mobile hotspot. But, after much suffering, Portent has moved two blocks south of our old location. Our new address is: Portent, Inc.
… is terrifying. It creates the sense that there’s a mysterious Marketing Black Box. In this post, I’ll list a few particularly opaque phrases, what marketers mean when we say them, and what they actually mean: Authenticity What marketers mean: I want you to throw up in your mouth. True meaning: The term “authenticity” has been beaten to death, cooked, eaten…
…. Party!!!! Take screenshots. I can’t even imagine the advertising chaos that will transpire as Google’s ad network comes back online. We’ll have ads for steak showing up on vegan blogs, DC comics on Marvel sites. It’ll be utter chaos. Thank the gods I’m no longer using Google App Engine. Actually, I am. Excuse me for a minute… Launch a Bing SEO…