Self Promotional

  • Mark Your Calendars for the 2017 WTFY Awards

    … WTFSEO is proud to announce we are tossing our Make SEO Great Again hats into the industry awards business — not just SEO content curation — and we’ll soon be soliciting nominations for the 2017 WTFY Awards. This, folks, means awards the way only WTFSEO can do them. In other words, this news is destined to ripple throughout the industry because…

    WTFSEO- 12 readers -
  • EgoBait: The Movie

    … Yes, it’s true, we’re going to be producing a documentary on EgoBait, where we’ll interview “influencers” who will be more than willing to retweet the movie to their myriad of followers, thereby ensuring views and links for WTFSEO. Heck, we’ll even throw in a couple of employees here, talking on script camera about how influential WTFSEO…

    WTFSEO- 14 readers -
  • HASBO – Totally different than HARO

    … Hey buddy, can you Help A Reporter Out? Look, we like the idea of HARO, but we can’t be bothered to actually submit our requests to it. Besides, we’re not technically reporters and we’re really just focused on creating some spam So we thought what better way to get help than from out loyal WTFers. Following are several requests for upcoming…

    WTFSEO- 16 readers -
  • An Open Letter To The SEO Industry

    … How are you all doing? We’ve now been a member of the industry for, well, most of our unprofessional life, and We feel it’s time we ask some things of you. You see, we’ve been thinking a lot about our industry in the past few years, and we’ve come to an important realization: WE NEED YOU TO LINK TO US AND SHARE OUR POSTS. SERIOUSLY. PLEASE? SEO…

    WTFSEOin SEO- 18 readers -
  • TAFE: Our January Finances & Nearing Profitability

    … Here at WTFSEO we firmly believe in the code of TAGE (That’s TAGFEE minus the generosity and empathy) Since being acquired by CoCuMo a few months ago, we’ve been forced to changed our ways of thinking about openness and transparency. In keeping with the spirit of the TAGE code, we’re going to release our January costs and income below. As you…

    WTFSEO- 25 readers -
  • WTFSEO is Tripling Down on Search in 2017

    … Hi WTFSEOers, We wouldn’t be here without you, so I wanted to give you a brief update on some big changes happening at WTFSEO. Tl;dr: We’re focusing our efforts on core SEO parodies such as dumb things brands do, ego bait posts on “industry leading sites”, and search engines asking us to turn our heads and cough.. In the future, we’ll no longer…

    WTFSEO- 18 readers -
  • The Grand WTFSEO SEO Grandmaster Challenge Contest

    … As you, our loyal readers will know, from time to time we like to challenge you to prove that you’ve been reading every word on this site, and applying it to your daily life. As such, it’s time for us to run The Grand WTFSEO SEO Grandmaster Challenge Contest, so that we can determine, once and for all, which of our loyal, gentle readers is better…

    WTFSEO -
  • Exclusive Conversation With Google Spam Team Member

    … While at a conference out west last week, our senior editor managed to get some private 1on1 conversation with a member of the Google search quality team. Without that Googler’s consent, we recorded that top secret meeting. Below, is the transcript: WTFSEO: Hey [name redacted] It’s been a while. Haven’t seen you since that last conference, how…

    WTFSEO- 10 readers -
  • Our favorite Pubcon Vegas 2016 speakers

    … Last week we attended Pubcon, a conference that’s 2nd only to WTFCon (which we’ve decided not to hold this year as our ad revenue wasn’t good enough to be able to rent even a meeting room in a cheap motel in Detroit. Anyway, we decided that in order to increase our Klout score we should get these easily egobaited excellent speakers some…

    WTFSEO- 10 readers -
  • Penguin Recovery Case Study

    … Depending on which SEO you ask, it’s been a few days to a few weeks since the latest Google Penguin update launched – and while most recovery case studies had been written in draft mode many months ago, we haven’t seen many of them actually showing up on Owdy yet. For you, though, the wait is finally over though! Here at WTFSEO we’ve partnered…

    WTFSEO- 12 readers -
  • Do You Want To Write for WTFSEO?

    … At WTFSEO, we are dedicated to making fun of out of date marketing trends, events, and what some think to be news. And one of the ways we do that is by publishing guest articles by people who have more time than sense, and are in the field (the SEO field, not a literal field). We are looking to grow our guest contributors team! Basically because…

    WTFSEO- 9 readers -
  • Meet the Brains behind PokeMongo

    … You all have it on your phone, you’re running around derelict buildings, breaking into neighbor’s houses, all trying to complete the objectives of the best selling (erm isn’t it free? – ed) app on the market. Yes, of course we’re talking about WTFSEO’s augmented reality app PokeMongo. For those of you waking from a coma lasting longer than the 4…

    WTFSEO- 14 readers -
  • Breaking: What Brewskis, Brexit and Broadcasting Mean for the WTFSEO Brand

    … What is brand equity in 2016? It’s a legitimate question – and one we have been pondering ourselves in recent months. Naturally, like the American-style beer lagered with beechwood chips, transported by Clydesdales and beloved by pet owners everywhere, we first started thinking about rebranding after brewing company Anheuser-Busch’s brilliant…

    WTFSEO- 30 readers -
  • What’s It Like to Interview at WTFSEO?

    …First, why we started WTFSEO Quite simply, we started WTFSEO to Make SEO Great Again! It’s been almost 2 years since we started this journey – and frankly it hasn’t been as rewarding as we’d hoped when it comes to ad dollars. That’s why we need you, gentle applicant, to join our team and help us fill our pockets with your hard earned cash – a small…

    WTFSEO- 7 readers -
  • Editorial Direction: Supporting Our Bot Traffic

    … Based on recent news that as much as 50% of traffic to websites may be coming from bots, we’ve decided that we need to pander to this community, so from this point forward every other post will be written for bots rather than humans (sorry fleshbags). 01000001 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110111 01100001…

    WTFSEO- 10 readers -
Get the top posts daily into your mailbox!